BLACK EMANUELLE MODELING ON CAMEL DUNG, "VELLUTO NERO" (1976)

#16:  IF YOUR JOB STINKS, MOVE ON.

(In celebration of my new job!)


Some jobs are better than others. And some jobs stink. In this scene, the most often cast Black Emanuelle Laura Gemser is trying to make it work with little more than a caftan, an asshole photographer, and a smoldering pile of camel dung. Well, clearly two of these things have to go...

If your boss treats you like shit, tell him to eat it.


From the 1976 Italian film Velluto nero (also known as Black Emanuelle, White Emanuelle as well as Emanuelle in Egypt and apparently also Naked Paradise).  Also staring the very bleached Annie Belle as the complementary White Emanuelle. 


 
 

BODYPAINTING SCENE FROM "BLACK EMANUELLE 2" (1976)

(WARNING: FABULOUS NUDITY!)

     

#13: BODYPAINTS - A YES!

From the 1976 film "Black Emanuelle 2" (Emanuelle nera No. 2), directed by Bitto Albertini.

OK, so maybe the date is a little late. And two nympho patients in a sanitorium hardly a discotheque make. But the groovy soundtrack and the unbridled freedom of nude bodypainting say just one thing to me: another deliriously delicious case of Disco Hippie-ism! In this scene Shulamith Lasri (acting under the name Sharon Lesley) plays Black Emanuelle. She and fellow clinic patient Danielle Ellison get baked and then freaky with the art therapy. It's awesome to let go of your hang-ups! It's awesome to be saying something one minute and then taking your top off the next! I can't say that bodypaints are chic per se, only that their application stinks of joie de vivre, and that is always in style. Now go paint your tits!